I'm with ya Brummie. I wasn't a WT kid, but I'm sure it was fun. Yeah. It was fun. Easily amused aren't you?
cheeses - one who cares for those with simple pleasures.
Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
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You are gross
by Brummie inremember sitting in the kingdom hall during watchtower study and you peek across at sister rightous watchtower to see how perfectly underlined it was, but when you look you notice a little green stain on her page and it seems to have a lump in it?
well you know that little green lumpy stain, thats you that is.
then you feel an itch on your nose and it turns out to be a little stray growing hair, so you pull it and it hurts because there is a little root on the end of it?
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Ooops, pressed the wrong button....again. Now, where was I ?
Brother 'Elder' (and Mrs Elder who only ventures out of doors to go to meetings or witnessing) who lives two doors down the street were busy in the garden yesterday (their bi-annual effort) to tidy up in time, for what must be a forthcoming visit by one of the revered ones. The CO and wife park their car and caravan (trailer for our American friends) in Brother 'Elders' yard and, so twice a year there is much work to be done to make the yard presentable. I might head down and pay them a visit this visit and see how much they would be willing to pay to get a person of my good character back in the cong. Or, maybe they would like to learn of my newfound faith. Yeah! That's it.
cheeses - who awaits the CO for a chat.
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GOOD NEWS
by UnDisfellowshipped inthe gospel of salvation -- the good news of god!
all scriptures below are from the "literal translation of the holy bible" (go here for information about this bible translation: http://www.kconline.com/paul/litv/litv.htm ).
you can see clearly below that the watchtower society is not teaching the true gospel of christ:.
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Boy, was I ever wrong about your Freedom post - you did miss out on quoting a few striptures from the new pestament - but don't worry - you managed to list them here. Do you work as a scribe?
Remember - cheeses can guide you from the darkness to the light.
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FREEDOM
by UnDisfellowshipped inmatthew 20:27: and whoever desires to be first among you, let him be your servant; .
matthew 20:28: even as the son of man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life a ransom for many.. mark 10:42: but having called them near, jesus said to them, you know that those seeming to rule the nations lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them.
but through love serve one another.. galatians 5:14: for the whole law is fulfilled in one word, in this: "you shall love your neighbor as yourself.".
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Well, UnDisfellowshipped,
As I see it, and I have been over it several times, I don't think there is a single text from the new testament that you DIDN'T quote - quite an effort indeed.
I am awake to your plans - you reason that if you get at least ten posters to reply to every scripture then you are going to overtake my "What does it take for a poster ...." thread. Not a chance. This mischief and tomfoolery will be dealt with in the harshest manner.
cheeses - who won't be letting you pull this little trick
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Hi all! I am new..
by Ron1968 ini am new to your forum here.
i have been posting as ronnie45 over at tim's forum, so some may know me from there.
i wanted to check this forum out to see how it is.. :).
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Welcome Ron,
Have you said your pledge of allegiance? No? Well, place your right hand on your heart and raise your left and repeat after me -
I swear, in the name of the good lawd cheeses, that I have no known association with SOJ and his ilk, so help me cheeses.
cheeses - who likes to welcome new ones to the fold.
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question regarding the size of the group
by Ron1968 inok...i have to admit that i am no stranger to posting on ex-jw forums.
but i feel like i have went from smallsville to chicago here.
the forum i post on and still do has one administrator and less than a dozen moderators.
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Ron,
We are many - I wouldn't ask too many personal questions.
Who do you not want to get on the 'bad' side of?
No doubt you are familiar with the expressions - Oh shit, I've been farkeled - You're looking for a good farkeling - What the farkel's going on here? - You can go and get farkeled! Enough said.
Remember - let cheeses be your guiding light.
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Pure Language
by Tashawaa inhmmm, they must not have appreciated "lurkers"... they've set it up now that you have to be a registered member to read the posts.
too bad - it was worth a laugh (or too), and it served as a big reminder why a person would never want to go back!!!
talk about control
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Maybe the masters at PL were scared off by my email addy - sinner2bad@........
cheeses - not always discreet.
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Pure Language
by Tashawaa inhmmm, they must not have appreciated "lurkers"... they've set it up now that you have to be a registered member to read the posts.
too bad - it was worth a laugh (or too), and it served as a big reminder why a person would never want to go back!!!
talk about control
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
toddy,
cheeses, bless his heart, the poor bugger, didn't make past step one - he couldn't get anyone to give him a reference.
cheeses - very down in the dumps.
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Ozzie's Thought for the Day
by ozziepost in.
what a man wishes, he generally believes to be true.
(same goes for women too!
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
Blondie,
I think you will find that verse in Ozzies First Letter to The Apostates in Barcelona. Verse 18 if I remember correctly.
cheeses